you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you
a) power through and continue brushing
b) wash your mouth out
c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
Drawing something with alot of hair
Trying to color something with alot of hair
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
afternoon: dying for a rest.
night: can’t sleep
Lost my latex league certification card on the walk back from getting certified no cheap condoms for me
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U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit